“Yes, your future… verrrrrrry interesting! Wait wait… it’s coming… yesssssss…. I see it… You will meet a stranger. Handsome? Not handsome? Who cares? It’s a man… Wait, there’s more… Oh yes. Yessssssssssssssss… I see it… so clearly now… shapes, characters, sliding over the skin of the ball of your life…. It says, listen closely… OMG! the signal’s lost, the ball’s exploded! Ah well, pop back in tomorrow — by then, I’ll have more to chew on! Five dollar, please.”